Feeling the sTrainers

I have some.
They're squishy and feel like I have pillows on my feet, they're massive compared to my habitual sandals. So yes. I bought a pair of running shoes for to do some running with.
Yes.
Running.
With the bouncing and the sweating and the small children staring in wonder at one's decidedly un-gazelle-like form lumbering along the road.
Running.
May the gods have mercy on my soul for this will probably be my doom.
*insert dramatic pose of woe*